Hello there, children, ladies and gentlemen (and any other interested parties),
Allow me introduce myself.
I am Jack, king of the pumpkin patch and what you may call one of the high authoritative leaders in Halloweentown. My home.
I, along with a couple others (though I tend to have the final say) come up with the horribly frightening schemes you children and the like experience every October 31st. Yes. That's right. Halloween.
It is our job to make sure we come up with a terrifying and frightful enough occasion for all of you to remember until the day you die. Or, well, something like that.
This year will be no different, mark my words!
If you have any questions, comments or salutations, do not hesitate to contact me. This is my public journal, after all, and I assure you I read any and all your letters and will reply to them with steadfast eagerness, or as quickly as my bony fingers will allow me to click and clack against these keys.